Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder…

I was surfing the ‘net aimlessly, looking for gift ideas, when I (accidentally — I swear!) stumbled upon this:

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

I consider myself a “passionate cook who’s not afraid to experiment with new ingredients,” but really… semen?! In food?! On purpose?!

The mind boggles.

Uhh… in the spirit of sharing and all, I suppose I should provide a link:

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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9 Responses to “Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder…”

1. Fiona Jayde Says:
   December 3rd, 2008 at 5:39 pm

   Umm.. I’m openminded and all.. but EEEW!

2. Lacey Savage / Hunter Raines Says:
   December 3rd, 2008 at 5:48 pm

   LOL! This was my favorite part of that blurb: “Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.”

   Umm… it’s nothing like fine wine OR cheese!

3. Robin Says:
   December 4th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

   I’m with Fi! EWWWW

   There’s just something so WRONG with that.

   Well, as I’m not much of a fan of wine & cheese, I probably wouldn’t “appreciate” the subtle flavors of semen……..ewwwwwwwwww

4. Lacey Savage / Hunter Raines Says:
   December 4th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

   Trust me, Robin, loving wine and cheese doesn’t make anyone a semen connoisseur. LOL

5. Robin Says:
   December 4th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

   Good to know Lacey. haha

   That’s not a connoisseur I want to ever attempt to be….

6. Amy Says:
   December 4th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

   Oh hell no… you three just stop it! LOL I was told once that the things a man eats changes his taste… and my only response was “I’m not gonna hold it on my tongue long enough to find out!” Which eventually led me to discover a… TOY… you can fill with your favorite beverage. LOL

7. Lacey Savage / Hunter Raines Says:
   December 4th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

   It’s amazing what you’ll discover when you’re… umm… motivated. LOL!

8. belinda Says:
   December 5th, 2008 at 12:15 am

   I’m so sending this to Amanda! LOL!

9. Lacey Savage / Hunter Raines Says:
   December 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

   LOL, Belinda! Just as long as she doesn’t take it to work.

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